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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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