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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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