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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Who questions much, shall learn much, and retain much. - Francis Bacon

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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