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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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