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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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