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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Mother lode of learning. - Neal A Maxwell

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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