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Leopard Hooked On Pot

Curiosity trapped the cat

Leopard Hooked On Pot thanks to Neil Leslie

A young leopard's night out in Sadulkhera village near Udaipur, Rajasthan turned into a 10-hour long nightmare after its head got stuck in a water pot

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

The constant happiness is curiosity. - Alice Munro

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Curiosity, especially intellectual inquisitiveness, is what separates the truly alive from those who are merely going through the motions. - Tom Robbins

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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