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Leopard Hooked On Pot

Curiosity trapped the cat

Leopard Hooked On Pot thanks to Neil Leslie

A young leopard's night out in Sadulkhera village near Udaipur, Rajasthan turned into a 10-hour long nightmare after its head got stuck in a water pot
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Curiosity, especially intellectual inquisitiveness, is what separates the truly alive from those who are merely going through the motions. - Tom Robbins

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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