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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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