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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama