Legal Exhibit

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. - Carl Sagan

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden