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How to avoid an expensive, protractive court battle

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Legalese 101 for every lawyer

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Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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