Legal Exhibit

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato