QuotaBillsCriminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North
Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama
It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde
Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier
Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott