Legal Exhibit

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman