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How to avoid an expensive, protractive court battle

Legal Exhibit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Legalese 101 for every lawyer

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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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