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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


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