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Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier