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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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