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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey


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