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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes. - Hugh Prather

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Trauma is a fact of life. It does not, however, have to be a life sentence. - Peter A Levine

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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