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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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