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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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