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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life. - Edith Sitwell

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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