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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Grit is living life like it's a marathon, not a sprint. - Angela Duckworth

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Seneca

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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