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Last PhotoBomb

When your first and last desert picture is a blast

Last PhotoBomb thanks to Casey Lewellen

Photobombing: the act of purposely putting oneself into the view of a photograph, often in order to play a practical joe-k on the photographer or the subjects, here taken during the Manhattan Project, coming to an explosive end as the first atom bomb is successfully tested in Alamogordo, New Mexico, 1945

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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