Lake Tahoe Pool
Across the border from the California water shortage
Nevada draws a drought line over California's lack of water
QuotaBillsBigotry: One of the California redwoods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't have everything, even in California. - Raymond Chandler
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle
In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor