QuotaBillsYou had me at donut. - Unknown
Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock