QuotaBillsWhatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown
If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso