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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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