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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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