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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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