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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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