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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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