Kid Suction

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama