QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah