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Jurassic Judah

Happy 13th Birthday, Judah!

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up: I've made some psychedelic birthday cakes. - Greg Rutherford

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling


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