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Anorexia (aka Anorexia nervosa) is an eating disorder characterized by a fear of gaining weight, low weight, a strong desire to be thin, and food restriction. Many people with anorexia see themselves as overweight, even though they are underweight. Often anorexics weigh themselves frequently, and eat only small amounts of certain foods. Some exercise excessively, force themselves to vomit, or use laxatives to produce weight loss. Complications may include infertility, osteoporosis, and heart damage.
QuotaBillsMaternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler