Jimmy Fallen

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat