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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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