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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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