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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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