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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A setback has often cleared the way for greater prosperity. Many things have fallen only to rise to more exalted heights. - Seneca

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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