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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A setback has often cleared the way for greater prosperity. Many things have fallen only to rise to more exalted heights. - Seneca

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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