Jimmy Fallen

A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown