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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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