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Jesus Drove A Honda

Car dealerships in Bible times

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There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


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