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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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