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Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik