It's Broken Now

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Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Two fundamental literary qualities" supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown