It's Broken Now

Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

The glass is half full, not half empty. - John Milton

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Working too long without a break is a form of pride. - Dave Williams

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown