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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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