It's Broken Now

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx