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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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