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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Synergy: The effort required to break a Commandment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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