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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

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Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace


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