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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Two fundamental literary qualities" supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed


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