It's Broken Now

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw