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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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