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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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