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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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