It's All Mine

Marry money. - Max Shulman

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford