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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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