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Marry money. - Max Shulman

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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