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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump