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Into Fitness - Part I

Putting only exercise calories into your diet

Into Fitness - Part I thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Fit'ness burger into place

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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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