QuotaBillsI'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown
Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes
I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock