International Truck Bed

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray