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Incontinent Pool

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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