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If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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