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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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