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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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