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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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