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An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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