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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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