Icehenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown