QuotaBillsHandkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump