Icehenge

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown