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The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

We meet no ordinary people in our lives. - C S Lewis

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

People cannot be managed. Inventories can be managed, but people must be led. - H Ross Perot

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

At 79, if you drop something it just lies there. At 80, people pick it up for you. - Helen Van Slyke

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. - Oliver Herford

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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