I Shoot People!

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

There are two types of people, the prickly and the gooey. - Alan Watts

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Find out what failures do and don't do it. Find out what successful people do and emulate it. - Unknown

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting. - Mark Twain

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen