#1 humor site on the 'net

I Shoot People!

Winner of the 'Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot' award

I Shoot People! thanks to Pete Mussell

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

QuotaBills
In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A A Milne

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


Close Shave

Australian RV

Panorama Dog

Revenue Canada Subscription Cancellation

Why You Shouldn't Let Your Dog Drink Beer

Reflection

Plane Tennis

New IRS Form

Wisconsin Cheese

MAGA King

Baby Formula

When Gas Costs Too Much

Shoemobile

Salmon Street

Pandemic Treaty

People Of The River

SUV Sinkhole

Hope

Blonde's 710 Cover

Dragon Playground

Redneck Boat Ramp

Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope

Urleen

Carry On or Carrion?