I Shoot People!

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

People are either born hosts or born guests. - Max Beerbohm

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people. - David Coleman

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis