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I Shoot People!

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I Shoot People! thanks to Pete Mussell

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

People say that I can't sing. But they can't say I didn't sing. - Florence Foster Jenkins

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The question isn't, 'What do we want to know about people?'. It's, 'What do people want to tell about themselves?' - Mark Zuckerberg

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

Sons Of Arthritis

Husband Colors

Soccer Watch

Finger Lickin' Good!

Scottish Variant

Knight Room


Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation


Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated