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I buy when other people are selling. - J Paul Getty

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

What people are afraid of can tell us a lot about society. - Anne Holt

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

In wider spaces, people bearing historical grudges with each other were separated by the muting qualities of distance. - Tim Cope

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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