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You can talk a mob into anything. - John Ruskin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

I can believe anything provided it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially on Monday night. - Jon Gruden

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything. - Joe Palen

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

There are two kinds of people - those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls. - Carl Jung

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

It's not who you know, it's what you know. If you don't know anything, you won't know anyone. - Joe Segal

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

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