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I Never Finish thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Trying will do anything in this world. - Theocritus

You can do anything, but not everything. - David Allen

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it. - Unknown

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. - Calvin Coolidge

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

If you refuse anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. - Samuel Johnson

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

There are two kinds of people - those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

You can have anything you want - you just can't have everything you want. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. - Elvis Presley

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything. - Nick Vujicic

"I can't do it" never yet accomplished anything. "I will try" has performed wonders. - George P. Burnham

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

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