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With will one can do anything. - Samuel Smiles

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Trying will do anything in this world. - Theocritus

I will part with anything for you but you. - Mary W Montagu

I never learned anything while I was talking. - Larry King

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. - Solomon Schechter

Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing. - Jason Myers

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive. - Hafez

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

If I repent anything it is very likely to be my good behavior. - Henry David Thoreau

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. - Robert Frost

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. - Stephen Covey

If you don't say anything you won't be called upon to repeat it. - Calvin Coolidge

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. - Elvis Presley

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission. - Peter F Drucker

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

It's not who you know, it's what you know. If you don't know anything, you won't know anyone. - Joe Segal

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

If you don't have confidence in yourself, get off your rear end and do anything that will make you feel better about yourself. - Wayne Dyer

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert A Heinlein

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

I'll tell them that on bad mornings, it feels impossible to take pleasure in anything because I'm afraid it could be taken away. - Suzanne Collins

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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