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Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. - J K Rowling

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially on Monday night. - Jon Gruden

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

You can have anything you want - you just can't have everything you want. - Unknown

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

There is no shortcut to achievement. Life requires thorough preparation - veneer isn't worth anything. - George Washington Carver

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything. - Nick Vujicic

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

If you don't have confidence in yourself, get off your rear end and do anything that will make you feel better about yourself. - Wayne Dyer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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