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I Never Finish

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I Never Finish thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can make anything by writing. - C S Lewis

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

The expert in anything was once a beginner. - Unknown

I never learned anything while I was talking. - Larry King

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

When you finish changing, you're finished. - Benjamin Franklin

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Soviet: What Russians say when they finish dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. - Solomon Schechter

When people are determined they can overcome anything. - Nelson Mandela

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Those who go looking for faults seldom find anything else. - Unknown

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

You can't sell anything if you can't tell anything. - Beth Comstock

You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you. - Laurell K. Hamilton

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. - Benjamin Franklin

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything. - Gerald Barzan

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I affirm to you the tremendous potential you have, not beyond anything you could ever imagine. - Stephen Covey

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Most of us try to do too much because we are secretly afraid we will not be able to do anything at all. - Rick Aster

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly. - Bertrand Russell

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton

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