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Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. - Bertrand Russell

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve. - J K Rowling

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you. - Laurell K. Hamilton

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. - Albert Einstein

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. - Robert Frost

We believed that anything that was worth doing was worth overdoing. - Steven T. Aerosmith

I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. - Winston Churchill

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan

Anything that man says, you've got to take with a dose of salts. - Samuel Goldwyn

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy. - Seneca

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

If you can't do anything extraordinary, then do something ordinary extraordinarily well. - Unknown

If Tetris has taught me anything, it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. - Bruce Milne

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Most of us try to do too much because we are secretly afraid we will not be able to do anything at all. - Rick Aster

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Whenever anything is being accomplished, it is being done, I have learned, by a monomaniac with a mission. - Peter F Drucker

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly. - Bertrand Russell

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

One must have some sort of occupation nowadays. If I hadn't my debts I shouldn't have anything to think about. - Oscar Wilde

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

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Camera Waterfall

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