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Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

You can do anything, but not everything. - David Allen

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

In a world where you can be anything, be kind. - Unknown

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

I can believe anything provided it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. - Solomon Schechter

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Fabrics doesn't make exquisite dresses, it is the stitches. - Treasure Stitches

He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. - Samuel Johnson

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. - Robert Frost

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

You can get anything in this world if you genuinely don't want it. - George Orwell

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything. - Joe Palen

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

You can have anything you want - you just can't have everything you want. - Unknown

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

If you can't say anything good about something, don't say anything at all. - Phoebe Moll

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! - Homer Simpson

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. - Elvis Presley

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

It's a lie to think you're not good enough. It's a lie to think you're not worth anything. - Nick Vujicic

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

It's not who you know, it's what you know. If you don't know anything, you won't know anyone. - Joe Segal

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

Yes, it's absolutely true that anything worth doing is worth doing poorly - until you can learn to do it well. - Zig Ziglar

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch


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