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Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

He's a player you only miss when he's not playing. - Graham Taylor

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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