How We Played Online Before The Internet

What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com