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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

We realized that no one of us could be as good as all of us playing unselfishly. - Bill Bradley

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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