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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski


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