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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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