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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Ukulele: A so-called musical instrument which, when listened to, you cannot tell whether one is playing on it or just monkeying with it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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