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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

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Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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