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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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