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How We Played Online Before The Internet

Internet Games before the Geek Age

How We Played Online Before The Internet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When swinging on a clothes line brought greater satisfaction than being indoors

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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