How to Twerk at Work

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown