How to Twerk at Work

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe