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How to Twerk at Work

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How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Some have greatness thrust upon them - but not lately. - Frank Dane

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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