How to Twerk at Work

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele