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How to Twerk at Work

When not to 'Work it'

How to Twerk at Work thanks to Fay Craymore

Twerking - to dance to hip-hop or pop music in a very sensual way typically by thrusting or shaking the buttocks and hips while in a squatting or bent-over position.

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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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