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How To Steal An Election

Why do politicians gerrymander electoral districts?

How To Steal An Election thanks to Mike Duffy

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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