How To Steal An Election
Why do politicians gerrymander electoral districts?
QuotaBillsThe bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying
Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser