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How To Hide Candy

The kids still haven't found my stash

How To Hide Candy thanks to Jiri Boudra

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields

On Halloween, kids get to assume, for one night the outward forms of their innermost dread, and they're also allowed to take candy from strangers - the scariest thing of all. - Kate Christensen

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola

I love reference books, especially collections of memorable quotations, world almanacs, and atlases. Facts to me are like candy or popcorn, small, tasty delights, and I like to gorge on them now and then. - Walter Kirn

I don't like men who treat women like arm candies. He should treat me like an equal or better. And then he should be a good human being. He should see the human side of things. I like men who stand up for what's right and who don't cheat. - Sonam Kapoor


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