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How To Fix Electrical Poles

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How To Fix Electrical Poles thanks to Keith Blake

Electrical safety is not just for Poles - it's for Germans too!

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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