How To Fix Electrical Poles

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy