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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Conductor: The musician most likely to get struck by lightning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley
An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti