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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan Pearsall Smith

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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