How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee