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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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