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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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