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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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