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I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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