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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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