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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith


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