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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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