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How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer

Pumpk-In or Pumpk-Out?

How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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