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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


One At A Time

Ventriloquist Isolation

Detroit Discovery

Down Under Statue

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Missing Mother-In-Law

I'll Be Right There

Flower Frame Heels

Studley Tool Chest

Dr. Hedgehog

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts