How Do You Wear This?

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Duodenum: Two people wearing jeans. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee