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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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