QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker
Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield
Duodenum: Two people wearing jeans. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters
Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump
Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot
It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee