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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Duodenum: Two people wearing jeans. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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