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How Do You Wear This?

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How Do You Wear This? thanks to Keith Blake

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Wearing a Yamaha (Yarmulke) - Archie Bunker

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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