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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

It is better to wear out than to rust out. - Frances E. Willard

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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