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Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face

Houston, We Have A Problem thanks to Howard Chapman

'Houston, we have a problem' originally meant a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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