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Horse Onesies

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Horse Onesies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Horsing around in sheep clothing

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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