Horning in on Christmas
Bubba racks em' up on the Christmas tree
Hunting season was very good that year...
QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon