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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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