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Hiker Boot Camp

Leaving relics along the West Coast Trail

Hiker Boot Camp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding long-lost hikers in the Wetcoast Territories

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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