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Hiker Boot Camp

Leaving relics along the West Coast Trail

Hiker Boot Camp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding long-lost hikers in the Wetcoast Territories

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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