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Hiker Boot Camp

Leaving relics along the West Coast Trail

Hiker Boot Camp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding long-lost hikers in the Wetcoast Territories

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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