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Hiker Boot Camp

Leaving relics along the West Coast Trail

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Finding long-lost hikers in the Wetcoast Territories

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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