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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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