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A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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