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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I need to listen well so that I hear what is not said. - Thuli Madonsela

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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