Help For Dead Children

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown