Help For Dead Children

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama