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Headless Dogman

Halloween costumes for dogs

Headless Dogman thanks to Sarah Levant

The Headless Horseman is a fictional character from the short story 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow' by American author Washington Irving

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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