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Headless Dogman

Halloween costumes for dogs

Headless Dogman thanks to Sarah Levant

The Headless Horseman is a fictional character from the short story 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow' by American author Washington Irving

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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