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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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