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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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