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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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