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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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