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Head Nest

Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valid: The thing on top of a jar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent


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