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Staying on top of a bird attraction

Head Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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