Head Nest

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield