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Harley Medicine

Side effects of taking one ride twice daily

Harley Medicine thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motorcyclists experience reduced stress

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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