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Harley Medicine thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motorcyclists experience reduced stress

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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