QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde