QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde