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Hanging Out With Friends

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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