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Hanging Out With Friends

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Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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