Hanging Out With Friends

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid