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Hanging Out With Friends

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Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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