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Hanging Out With Friends

Social networking skills for hikers

Hanging Out With Friends thanks to Barry McCartney

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly


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