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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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