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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

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God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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