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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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