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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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