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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

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