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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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