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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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