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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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