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Good English teachers are hard to come by in Montgomery, Alabama

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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