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Hand Held Tourist

Little Johnny got too close to a hanging statue

Hand Held Tourist thanks to Keith Blake

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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