Hand Held Tourist

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay